Administration & Coaching Staff

General Manager: Chopra Reid

Head Coach: Jim Judd

Offensive Co-Ordinator: Spencer Spruicken

Defensive Co-Ordinator: Sven Anderson

Special Teams Coach: Lars Markson

Offensive Film Coach: Levi Goldberg

Defensive Film Coach: Spiff Squicken

Finance/Corporate: GG Eden, Donny Zarko

Playing Roster

Team Captains

Defense - Offense

Carleton Hendricks - DE

Truck Rutten - FB

Defensive Roster

Defensive Tackles:

Gabriel Gudbrand

Concrete Shoes

Judith Sheindlin

Yoko Ono Lennon

Defensive Ends:

Carleton Hendricks

Omar N. Bradley

Leslie Miserables

Ron Grant

Line Backers:

Bronx Willyshine

Shaun Dickson

D.J. Reid

Rock God

James Byron Dean

Farrah Fawcett

Corner Backs:

Atticus Jackson

Pacman Piscioneri

J.M. Reid

David Larry

Aker Iligu

Safeties:

Spiro Mallekallis

Stringy Pete

Barry Allen Flash

Jeremiah Omarson

Offensive & Special Teams Roster

Offensive Tackles:

Asmund Thordar

Lars Thorvaldsson

C. Reid

Rafer Alston

Guards & Centers:

Mike Dunn

Shaz Wazza

George Patton

Norma Jean

Pope John Paul II

Mrs. Robinson

Tight Ends:

Bill Ben

Sitting Bull

Wide Receivers:

Billy Incogniti

George C. Marshall

Robert E. Lee

Aaron Davey

Wojciech Jaruzelski

Running Backs:

Truck Rutten

Billy Bjorn

C.C. Reid

Quarterbacks:

James Reid

Sonny Burning

Kickers & Punters:

Dan Baldwin

Eric Reidondo